Tintumon 1

Ente Hridhayam Ambalam Alla

Tintumon to a Girl : I love you.
Girl : Ente Kaalil cherippundu..
Tintumon : "Ente hridhayam AMBALAM alla... kayari ponnolu...!!

Ninte Montha Kandal...

Wife : Purakil irikkunnavan enne thondunnu.
Tintumon : Nee onnu thirinju nokku.
Wife : Enthina ?
Tintumon : Ninte montha kandal pinne avan thondilla!!!

Njan Late Aakum... Nee Kazhicho...!

Tintumonum wifum thammil pinangi...Tintumon wifinu phone cheyyunnu...
Tintumon : Rathri enthadi kazhikkaan...?
Wife : Visham.!!!
Tintumon : Njan late aakum... Nee kazhichu kidanno...!

Prachodanam

Ottamalsarathil first prize kittiya Tintumonodu News Reporter : "Ningalkku prachodanam nalkunnathu aaranu?"
Tintumon : "Bharya..., Swarnnam kittiyillenkil kalu thalli odikkumennaa avalu paranjirikkennea...!"

Prayers Before Eating

Teacher : Now Tintumon, tell me frankly. Do you say prayers before eating?
Tintumon : No sir, my mom is a good cook!!

Child Marriage

Teacher : Whom do you hate most?
Tintumon : Raja Ram Mohan Roy.
Teacher : Oh God! Y do you hate him?
Tintumon : He abolished Child Marriage!!!!!!!!

Maths

Teacher : "If you add 3452 and 3096, then divide the answer by 4 and multiply by 6, what would you get?"
Tintumon : "A wrong answer."

Sambhavam

Teacher : Tintumon, 10 varshm mumb namukku ilaadiruna oru valiya sambhavathinde peru para.
Tintumon : Njan!!!

Quatation Team

Teacher : Krishnane vadhikkuvaan Kamsan Asuranmare ayachu. Ithil ninnum namuku enthu manasilakkam?
Tintumon : Annum "Quatation Team" undayirunnu ennu manassilakkam!!!

Laziness

In English exam there was an essay writing, titled, what is laziness?
Tintumon left 3Pages blank & wrote in the end, "This is laziness"!

Why Are You Late?

Teacher : Why are you late? Ninte koottukaroke krithya samayathu vannalo.!
Tintumon : Sir, "POTHUKAL" koottamayittu varum, but "SIMHAM" ottaykke varoo...

Who Killed the Cat?

English Teacher : Who killed the cat?
Begin this sentence with "by"...
Tintumon : By the by, who killed the cat?

Pendrive

Teacher : Oru sthree Vandi Odikunnu, Ennu Ottavaakkil Engane Parayum?
Tintumon : PENDRIVE..!!

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Raasavaakyam

Teacher to Tuttumon : What is "Al2 O3"?
Tuttumon : "Alumina"
Then Teacher to Tintumon : What is "Fe2 O3"?
Tintumon : "Filomina"

Aaril Anju Poyal..?

Maths Teacher : "Aaril anju poyal enthu kittum?"
Tintumon : "Anjuvinte shavam kittum. Avalku neenthan ariyathathaa...!"

English Grammer

Tintumon : Can I go to the toilet?
English Teacher : Tintumon, "MAY I" go to the toilet?
Tintumon : But I asked first!

Kanjikal

Teacher : Kanjikal ennu paranjal aara?
Tintumon :100 msg ayachittum 1 reply polum cheyatha aal.
Teacher : Very good, oru example para.
Tintumon : "Saarinte Mol.".

Chattukam

Classil urangunna Tintumonodu Teacher : Ooshmav alakkunna upakaranam etha...?
Tintumon : Chattukam.
Teacher : Njan entha chodichath?
Tintumon : Uppumav ilakkunna upakaranamalle teacher...?

Handwriting

Teacher to Tintumon : So, Tintumon, tell me, what can you do, that other people can't?
Tintumon : Ahh... well, I can read my own handwriting!

Father's Name

Teacher : What is your father's name?
Tuttumon : T.V. Krishnan
Dundumon : A.C. Abraham
Tintumon : Fridge Sasi
(ini njanayittu kurakkunnilla)

Food and Accommodation

Teacher : Food ennal Bhakshanam, Accommodation ennal Thamasam. Enkil Food and Accomodation ennal enthanartham..??
Tintumon : Bhakshanam Thamasikkum...!!!

Motta

Teacher : Namukku motta tharunna ethenkilum 4 jeevikalude peru parayu?
Tintumon : Physics Miss, English Miss, Maths Miss, Social Miss!!!